Club Crooners Gifts

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Lion Choir.

Frank Sinatra

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"Let me do all the singing."

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

"And finally, I'd like to thank all the little people I met on my way to the bar."

Sammy Davis Junior

Silent Night.

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

'Here's a little tune I wrote about the job of chowing down and taking naps...'

Rail Regions Glee Club bursts into life