Crooner Aficionado Gifts

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Rap music

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

Ozzy Osbourne

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

"What? Too soon?"

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'It's lonely at the big top.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'