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Sammy Davis Junior

Children's Parties

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

Weather forecast

"Did you order takeout?"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Frank Sinatra

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Clown eating jelly beans.

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'I think we should thin the herd.'

I slept funny last night!