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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

"Did you order takeout?"

Weather forecast

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Clown eating jelly beans.

Goodwill To All Men - and Bankers!

'I think we should thin the herd.'

I slept funny last night!

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