Crooner Aficionado Prints

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Rap music

Bryan Ferry

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Gangsta wrap.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Rap-Nav.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'