Crooner Fan Gifts

Frank Sinatra

Bryan Ferry

Children's Parties

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She wishes to range free!"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Krill, baby, krill."