Crooner Fan Pillows

Bryan Ferry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"She wishes to range free!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tongue in the ear...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'