Classical Crooner Enthusiast Pillows

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

My Violinist Valentine

Lord of the Strings.

Claudius Monteverdi.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Falling Rock

Rolling Stones

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Frank Sinatra

Ray Davies

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Katisha's rage

Emmanuel Ax

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Bull markets don't go up forever.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

Sammy Davis Junior

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy