Classical Crooner Enthusiast Mugs

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Playing Mozart to the baby.

My Violinist Valentine

Claudius Monteverdi.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Rolling Stones

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

Katisha's rage

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Bull markets don't go up forever.

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"How do you have more followers than me? I play Mozart, Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi. All you have is a weird face."

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy