
Silent Night.
Looking for the perfect gift for a carol crooner? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items tailored for those who adore singing holiday classics. Whether it's for a seasoned performer or an enthusiastic amateur, find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their musical joy and festive flair. These gifts make it easy to show appreciation for their holiday performances or to inspire their love for music and merriment. Give something that resonates with their passion and makes their musical moments even more special.
Silent Night.
'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'
Non-Denominational Carols
Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"
'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'
Bashful in Nashville
Violin family at Christmas
'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'
Festive squad
'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'
"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"
"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"
The Eighth Day of Christmas
"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"
'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'
'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'
Lion Choir.
"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"
I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.
This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.
'Old blue-screen's back!'
"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."
City & Western.
Rhinestone Accountant
Dolly Parton
"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."
'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'
Banjo Player
'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'
The New Modern-Day Lament.
'You call that carol singing?'
'The song made it seem so much more serene.'
"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."
"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."
'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'
Explore our collection of mugs, perfect for carol crooners who love to start their day with a festive tune and a cheerful laugh.
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