Carol Creator Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Festive squad

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Bling Crosby.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Theatrical Christmas.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Choirboy

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'You call that carol singing?'

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

Christmas choir

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Baaaa....humbug.

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Carols

Musical Christmas Tree

Christmas songs

'May we sing you a few carols?'

Congregation

Five Gold Rings

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.