'How much to just stop?!'
Carol Critic Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with your critic or creative friend identifying as a 'carol critic'? Explore our collection of clever, humor-infused items designed for those who enjoy analyzing or enjoying music, performances, and creative expressions. Whether they love to critique holiday carols or other creative works, our products blend wit with personality, making every gift a delightful surprise.
No Elgar!
Kritik's Korner
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'
The americanisation of vulture.
Non-Denominational Carols
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Armageddon
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"
'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'
Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't
As Seen Watching TV
Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'
Justin Timberlake
Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.
Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.
'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'
"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"
Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom
Woke Jersey Shore
Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'
Emily Ratajkowski
It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.
Bling Crosby.
Carol Critic Gifts Collection
Carol Critic Mugs
Explore more witty and creative mugs perfect for carol critics—find a design that makes their mornings brighter and more fun.
Carol Critic Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement their creative space—a playful and cozy addition for any carol critic.
Carol Critic Prints
Decorate with our engaging and humorous prints that celebrate the vibrant spirit of critics and creatives alike.
Carol Critic T-Shirts
Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for the creatively critical—wear their wit and personality with pride.