Club Crooners Mugs

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Lion Choir.

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"Let me do all the singing."

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

Silent Night.

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

'Here's a little tune I wrote about the job of chowing down and taking naps...'

Rail Regions Glee Club bursts into life