Clown Phobia Club Member Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the clown phobia club member? Our collection offers playful and clever items that acknowledge their fear while bringing a smile. Perfect for friends or family who see the funny side of their phobia, these gifts combine wit and kindness. Show them they’re understood and celebrated—fear and all—with unique presents that speak to their personality and sense of humor.

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"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!" mockup

"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish mockup

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

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'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.' mockup

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before! mockup

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

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Dead Funny

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"Smile when you say that, pardner." mockup

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

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'What clan do you belong to?'

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Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly. mockup

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

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'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

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'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!' mockup

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..." mockup

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

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'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!' mockup

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

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Clown Wife

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"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone." mockup

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

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Stepping on clown's shoe...

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"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus." mockup

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face. mockup

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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'Would you like a balloon with that?' mockup

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

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Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief." mockup

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.' mockup

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

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'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.' mockup

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

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Only Clowns

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Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

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Hot Dog Animals: $2

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'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.' mockup

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

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Monster Clown

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"Seriously?"

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Clown walks balloon dog

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'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?' mockup

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

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Clown Phobia Club Member Gifts Collection

Clown Phobia Club Member Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs made for clown phobia club members—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily routine.

Clown Phobia Club Member Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for clown phobia club members—soft, humorous, and ideal for brightening up any space with a touch of comedy.

Clown Phobia Club Member Prints

Browse our prints for clown phobia club members—clever, funny artwork that turns fears into conversation starters.

Clown Phobia Club Member T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to clown phobia club members—fun, witty designs that make hiding fears a stylish statement.