Phobia Club Members Gifts

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Pencil eraser."

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"No, I'm scarier."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"There was a bee."

The coward's way out.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

Phobia varietals for home pots

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

'How long have you had this extreme fear of lifts?'