Ophidiophobia Support Group Member Gifts

'I think the kid is afraid of his snake.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

The USA...

"Pencil eraser."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Death By Mattress

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"I relapsed."

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"There was a bee."

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

The coward's way out.

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'