Ophidiophobia Support Group Member Mugs

'I think the kid is afraid of his snake.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

The USA...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Pencil eraser."

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Death By Mattress

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

"I relapsed."

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"There was a bee."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

The coward's way out.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.