Cynophobia Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Hello - I think I've found your lost dog...'

Same Sex Marriages.

Mermaids in love

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Congratulations!

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Hello, security.'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Gay Pride

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

Love is Love

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

World Cup. Half Empty.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Where you wrote 'All white hetro-sexual Males Are Created Equal,' let's shorten it to 'All men are created equal'."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'

Outingpatient

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"Tonight's headlines..."

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"I always get anxious in large groups."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

'I am literally allergic to positivity.'

'With her it's not the thought that counts, it's the gift behind it.'

"I met him on-vine, Tarzan now swings both ways."

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

Same Sex Marriage