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"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

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'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Monster Clown

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'