Clerical Workers Gifts

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Staff support"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Golfing Bishop.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

In and Out Tray

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

A child interrupting family prayers

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"