Clerical Officer Gifts

Clerical Officer

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Staff support"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'T.M.I.F.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

37 years in the same position.

Storm in the out tray

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Morning, all!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Organization is not rocket science!

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'