He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
Clerical Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a keen-eyed clerical observer? Our collection features clever, amusing designs that capture the essence of attentive, detail-focused interests, ideal for those who love a touch of humor with their creative pursuits.
Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.
The Three Kinds of People
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'
North Korea
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
'Have your daily bread every other day.'
Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Euro-Meltdown
Doctors Through the Ages...
The artist
Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!
'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'
"I'm going to ride it out."
"S**t! I forgot the mask!"
Welcome to Europe
"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."
"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"
'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'
'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'
'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'
Sports Membership Has Its Privileges
"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."
Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.
"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."
'Can I call you back? I'm just about to break bad news.'
'You can get dressed now - the doctor saw you when you weren't looking.'
Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces
"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."
Clerical Observer Gifts Collection
Clerical Observer Mugs
Explore our funny and thoughtful mugs designed for clerical observers—find the perfect cup to match their observant and witty personality.
Clerical Observer Pillows
Wrap up their space with cozy pillows featuring themes for clerical observers—perfect for adding humor and personality to their home or office.
Clerical Observer Prints
Transform their environment with prints that highlight the clever and attentive nature of clerical observers—art for their dedicated space.
Clerical Observer T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate clerical observation—ideal for those who love a clever twist on their creative interests.