Clerical Staff Gifts

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

Ever since the new office partitioning, Robert felt even more trapped in his dead end job,

Doug's job was so dull he barely noticed when his head accidentally rolled from his shoulders.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Slave Galley / Open plan office

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I've really been ignoring the paperwork lately.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"My eyes are burning - I think I'm being Googled."

"But... I was only gone 30 seconds."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

TV Computer

Get up and go

Night Deposits,

In and Out Tray

'I'd like to see a little more procrastination back there.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've bought in an expert.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Multi-tasking.

'These are job perks.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'