Clerical Worker Gifts

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."

"So...you can't stand me and you want to go work for the Pope?" "Yep...only he expects me to kiss his ring."

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

The lost and found in heaven has a lot of missing halos.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"I never really get anything done. I just have the innate ability to always look busy."

Maybe if she didn't look at the paperwork, it would just go away.

'I didn't expect you to itemize.'

'You're only considered a fully qualified keyboard operator when you develope 'repetitive strain injury'.'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Bob didn't want a desk job - but got sucked into one.

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Sorry it's earlier than expected. Just a clerical error, I'm afraid...'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

It's a lot more fun if you think of yourself as a "recording artist"!

"The clerk will call the roll."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Staff support"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

vaccine wars.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."