Clerical Tasks Gifts

Garbage in and Garbage out.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Golfing Bishop.

In and Out Tray

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Psychiatric convention"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Maybe if she didn't look at the paperwork, it would just go away.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Get up and go

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'