Clerical Workers Pillows

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Staff support"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Golfing Bishop.

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

In and Out Tray

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

A child interrupting family prayers

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"