Cleaning Tips Gifts

'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Works every time.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Dogs shaving

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.