Classroom Adventurer Gifts

"Take Your Daughter to Work Day is no fun when your mother is a teacher."

Back to School

"If we could do anything right now...? We'd return to our respective homes and forget we'd ever met."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'