Classroom Adventurer Prints

"Take Your Daughter to Work Day is no fun when your mother is a teacher."

Back to School

"If we could do anything right now...? We'd return to our respective homes and forget we'd ever met."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Today we learned to count to one.

Now showing, at a University near you...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'