Classic Comedy Keepers Gifts

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Primitive magician

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Moon Line UP

Dante Alighieri

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Tessa

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Concerto for Two Horns

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Notary

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.