Class Witticist Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the sharp humor of a creative spirit? Our 'class witticist' collection features humorous and intelligent items perfect for the clever, witty, and artsy individuals who love a good laugh and a smart quip.

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"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class." mockup

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives. mockup

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.' mockup

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement." mockup

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

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Sharp Eyes

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"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?" mockup

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

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'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?' mockup

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

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Pressing Problem

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Frock Coat

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Witty T-Shirt Guy

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'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.' mockup

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

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'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?' mockup

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

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'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.' mockup

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

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'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.' mockup

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

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Home for the Holidays

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"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates." mockup

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

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'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.' mockup

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

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Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines. mockup

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

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"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins." mockup

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

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Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

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'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .' mockup

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

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'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.' mockup

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

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People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job. mockup

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

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The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute. mockup

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

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Dog Days

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'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.' mockup

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

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'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.' mockup

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

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Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard. mockup

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

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"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them" mockup

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

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'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.' mockup

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

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Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in. mockup

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

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Curiosity was the mother of Venetian blinds.

Curiosity was the mother of Venetian blinds. mockup

Curiosity was the mother of Venetian blinds.

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If your too wrapped in yourself, change into something casual.

If your too wrapped in yourself, change into something casual. mockup

If your too wrapped in yourself, change into something casual.

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Today's memoir is more of a who dunit? mockup

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

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Right Of Entry

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Class Witticist Gifts Collection

Class Witticist Mugs

Explore our 'class witticist' mugs for a collection of clever, funny designs that will liven up any coffee break.

Class Witticist Pillows

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Class Witticist Prints

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Class Witticist T-Shirts

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