Fine Witticists Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone with a sharp wit and a clever sense of humor? Our collection of products celebrates fine witticists—those who love witty banter, clever quips, and insightful humor. Perfect for creatives who enjoy expressing their intelligence and humor daily, these gifts range from amusing mugs to stylish prints. Whether you're shopping for a friend, partner, or yourself, find something that captures that sparkling wit and makes every day brighter with a touch of clever humor and charm.

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'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?' mockup

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives. mockup

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright." mockup

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.' mockup

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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Sharp Eyes

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof." mockup

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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Frock Coat

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"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?" mockup

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

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Witty T-Shirt Guy

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"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class." mockup

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

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Pressing Problem

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"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology." mockup

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

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'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.' mockup

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.' mockup

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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"Why are you giving them whiskey?" mockup

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

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Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines. mockup

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

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Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

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"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates." mockup

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

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The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle. mockup

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

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Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard. mockup

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

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People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job. mockup

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

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"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?" mockup

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

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The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute. mockup

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

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'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.' mockup

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

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"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle." mockup

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

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'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.' mockup

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

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'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.' mockup

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?" mockup

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

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Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in. mockup

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

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'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.' mockup

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

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The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line. mockup

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

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Right Of Entry

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Fine Witticists Gifts Collection

Fine Witticists Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for fine witticists—each one designed to bring a smile with clever sayings and witty illustrations.

Fine Witticists Pillows

Comfort meets humor with pillows featuring clever designs—add a playful touch to your home decor.

Fine Witticists Prints

Browse our prints collection to find art that captures sharp wit and ingenuity, perfect for creative, humor-loving spaces.

Fine Witticists T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate wit and humor—perfect for showing off your clever side with each wear.