Connoisseur Of Witticisms Gifts

Looking for a gift for a connoisseur of witticisms? Delight their quick wit with humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their love for clever quips and sharp humor. These carefully designed designs showcase their passion for wit and wordplay, making each item a witty reminder of their sharp personality. Whether it’s a playful gift for a friend or a special treat for yourself, our collection is designed to entertain and inspire those who thrive on clever repartee.

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'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.' mockup

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives. mockup

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad" mockup

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'." mockup

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

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'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?' mockup

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

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Sharp Eyes

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"My bouche was not amused."

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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Pressing Problem

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"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?" mockup

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

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Frock Coat

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Witty T-Shirt Guy

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'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.' mockup

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

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'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.' mockup

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

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"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

"You're definitely going to need an extraction." mockup

"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

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"Why are you giving them whiskey?" mockup

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

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Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health, mockup

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

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You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!' mockup

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

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School of Comparative Anatomy

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New Shoes.

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"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates." mockup

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

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Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

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Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard. mockup

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

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"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"

"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?" mockup

"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"

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Golden handshake old redundancy port. mockup

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

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People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job. mockup

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

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'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.' mockup

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

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The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute. mockup

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

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"Heh heh heh!"

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'What the heck did I do wrong?'

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'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.' mockup

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

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I've started so I'll finish...

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Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in. mockup

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

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Connoisseur Of Witticisms Gifts Collection

Connoisseur Of Witticisms Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs, perfect for the connoisseur of witticisms who loves a clever coffee moment.

Connoisseur Of Witticisms Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and cleverness to any room—great for the connoisseur of witticisms.

Connoisseur Of Witticisms Prints

Browse art prints featuring clever designs and humorous quotes—perfect for decorating with personality.

Connoisseur Of Witticisms T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with sharp, witty sayings—ideal for those who take their humor seriously.