Collector Of Witticisms Gifts

Looking for a gift for the collector of witticisms? Celebrate their sharp sense of humor with unique items that showcase their love for clever words. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect thing to make their day brighter and their collection even more impressive.

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'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.' mockup

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

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Penny Pinching

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..." mockup

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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The Snarky District

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Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words mockup

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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Sharp Eyes

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"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England." mockup

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

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A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent. mockup

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

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'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!' mockup

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

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'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?' mockup

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

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"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?" mockup

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

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Frock Coat

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Witty T-Shirt Guy

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Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look. mockup

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

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"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial." mockup

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

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Trending wise.

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'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.' mockup

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

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'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

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'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

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"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck." mockup

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

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'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.' mockup

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

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"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates." mockup

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

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Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

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'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

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'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

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'Cake philosophy'

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The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

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The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

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People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job. mockup

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

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"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen." mockup

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

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Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

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Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

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Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard. mockup

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

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'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.' mockup

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

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W M. Beemers Adages

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Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in. mockup

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

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Collector Of Witticisms Gifts Collection

Collector Of Witticisms Mugs

Explore our collection of clever mugs that are perfect for the collector of witticisms—humorous, stylish, and full of personality.

Collector Of Witticisms Pillows

Check out our selection of humorous pillows—great for the collector of witticisms who appreciates a clever touch in home decor.

Collector Of Witticisms Prints

Browse our witty prints, perfect for decorating with humor and personality—celebrate their love of clever sayings with artwork they’ll cherish.

Collector Of Witticisms T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for those who love clever sayings—ideal for making a fun statement and showcasing their sharp humor.