Church Minister Gifts

Searching for a special gift for a church minister? Our collection features thoughtful, witty, and inspiring items that honor their spiritual leadership and devotion. Perfect for clergy who inspire us daily and make a difference in their communities.

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'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..' mockup

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

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'The love of money is the root of all evil? Is that the whole treasurer's report?'

'The love of money is the root of all evil? Is that the whole treasurer's report?' mockup

'The love of money is the root of all evil? Is that the whole treasurer's report?'

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'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.' mockup

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

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Talk about sarcasm, he gave me two free passes to church

Talk about sarcasm, he gave me two free passes to church mockup

Talk about sarcasm, he gave me two free passes to church

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'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

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Bible Bloopers

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.' mockup

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

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"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - " mockup

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

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"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it." mockup

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe." mockup

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?' mockup

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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"Black or white, Vicar?"

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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