Chronic Traveler Gifts

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Run from the hills!

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Sun and the Moon step out.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Space travel

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

"How may I be of service?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'