Chronic Traveler Pillows

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Run from the hills!

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Space travel

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."