Chrono Traveler Gifts

Charging Stashun

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Birds with Headphones

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Space travel

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"How may I be of service?"

"Hi. We're from the future."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"You'll get over him."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

snowman hitchhiking

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Stonehenge Books