Classic Tale Traveler Gifts

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Run from the hills!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Free Little Library

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Tourist Attractions

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Benefits of Living Abroad

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

The Clean old Days.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

A Game Two Can Play At.

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

The Never Ending Story

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'