Fairy Tale Traveler Gifts

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Odette from Swan Lake

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Sleeping Beauty.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Vampire on a plane

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'