Fairy Tale Traveler Mugs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Odette from Swan Lake

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Vampire on a plane

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"