Tale Traveller Gifts

Free Little Library

Immersed in reading

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

My tail's cold.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Tourist Attractions

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

The Never Ending Story

"Ready to take a deep dive into the Three Little Pigs?"

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

No Trespassing!

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Genie reading a story.

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.