Tale Wanderer Gifts

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Fish talking about fisherman

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Dreams I have had...

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Crow and fox

fairy tales

Ted Hughes

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Free Little Library

Jack and the Beanstalk.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Better than Chekhov"

Bedtime Story

"Am I boring you, kid?"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."