Happy New 2020 Year!
Chinese Zodiac Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by the Chinese zodiac? Our collection blends astrology with wit and personality, making it ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because. Whether they’re a fiery Dragon or an insightful Ox, these items bring a fun twist to zodiac signs, adding a personal touch to any gift. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints featuring your favorite animal sign with a humorous or heartfelt message.
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'
Ill next Thursday
'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'
Year of the Rat
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."
'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'
Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.
'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'
'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'
"It's my New Year!"
'What's my fortune then?!
'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'
I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!
'I'm a Pisces.'
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.
'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'
"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."
Dragon & Dumplings
Chinese Zodiac Gifts Collection
Chinese Zodiac Mugs
Discover our adorable collection of Chinese zodiac mugs—perfect for highlighting the unique traits of each sign with a humorous or heartfelt design.
Chinese Zodiac Pillows
Bring zodiac charm into their home with our cozy pillows featuring Chinese zodiac animals—an ideal gift for astrology lovers and home decorators alike.
Chinese Zodiac Prints
Decorate any space with our stunning Chinese zodiac prints—celebrating the beauty and symbolism of each sign in a unique, artistic style.
Chinese Zodiac T-Shirts
Find your perfect Chinese zodiac t-shirt—designed with a blend of astrology and wit, these shirts celebrate the distinctive characteristics of each zodiac sign.