Chinese Zodiac Pillows

Happy New 2020 Year!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

Year of the Rat

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"It's my New Year!"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

Libra/scales

Dragon & Dumplings