Zodiac Party Animal Pillows

Happy New Year!

Sloaney Pony.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar