Zodiac Party Animal Gifts

Happy New Year!

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

Karataoke

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Scottish party