Chinese Zodiac Prints

Happy New 2020 Year!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Year of the Rat

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"It's my New Year!"

'What's my fortune then?!

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'I'm a Pisces.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

Dragon & Dumplings