Zodiac Follower Prints

Pisces/fish

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

2020 Year of the Rat

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"So, what is your star sign?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"It's my New Year!"

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Libra/scales

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."