Zodiac Fanatic Prints

"What's hilarious is I'm an Aquarius with, like, strong fire-sign energy."

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Chinese New Year

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Warrior Woman

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be